Making the world safe for scourges, humanity and other replicants

No Auditions has been an active e-commerce site since December, 2016.
It is a personal online store from which to sell/share the great, proverbial "mersh."
In other words, I sell whatever the hell that might have been or may now be. Kinda like life.
My old DIY frustrations have been soothed by efficient software programs. Yeehaw...


As of 10-6-2017, the large cover photo prints and the last personal copy of
my book "Sounds of Two Eyes Opening" have been sold.

Currently, the Kamikaze Refrigerators vinyl LP + mp3 download are the only active stock. Please check them out.

More things are climbing up the "upcoming" list and new collections of mounted prints are in the works.

Audio downloads, book and publishing projects are simmering on the back burners.
I have to take my time to do things right. What else is there?

Please understand that I'm one person running a small operation.
Fast inventory and "instant" shipping times are not always be possible.


Kamikaze Refrigerators vinyl LP
Next up: SPOT "Unhalfbaking" — album released on Joe Carducci's and Bill Stevenson's Upland label back in 2000.